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    rewind


    		•
    Thursday, March 6, 2008
    Ohhhh...Samy Vellu... @ 1:50 AM

    Yo ppl ! This is the joke i promise u guys. U'r gonna love it ! Enjoy...

    Samy Vellu on pos laju;"BESOK KIRIM,HARI INI SAMPAI"

    On TV when in trying to say he was ashamed,he said;"Kemaluan saya besar"

    Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini",one pakcik asked "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy gloriously replied "Kalau takde sungai,kita bina sungai!"

    Whenever Samy opens his mouth it's always volume 10.Never see him talk softer..

    Samy's favourite quote on national TV for the decade is this lah;
    "Toll naik sikit,manyak marah saya.You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapak punya kah!"

    Semasa krisis air:"semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!"
    Tentang masalah sosial:"..orang-orang muda sekarang manyak suka hisap dada"
    Semasa kempen derma darah sg.siput;"..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."

    At an opening ceremony;
    "mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain..."
    commenting about his modesty;"sebenarnya kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar"

    When Malaysia's astronaut had safely reach earth , Samy said;"Astronaut kita telah selamat dikebumikan..."

    PLUS=Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy
    That's why Samy can use PLUS helicopter whenever he want.

    Samy, you seem to be very popular.Everyone here seem to be taking pot shot of that rat sleeping on ur head.This is dedicated to you...

    Kici kici lembu jaga,
    sudah besar kerani jaga,
    masuk MIC tol jaga,
    kiri pusing kanan pusing jadi kaya

    ada misai tarak janggut itu kucing,
    ada janggut tarak misai itu kambing.
    ada janggut ada misai itu taram singh,
    tarak misai tarak janggut tarak rambut itu botak chin
    TAPI itu tarak misai,tarak janggut,tarak rambut tapi taruh rambut itu kaki pusing.

    p.s.if u can't understand the poem, read it again. Both are connected...









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