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 Friday, March 21, 2008  Inquisitive Charlene @ 2:11 AM Introduction:Oh dear.. I have absolutely no idea how to start,but since "sexeah", "evil Flyn" and their master Kim had asked me to do this update,so here goes;I'm from class 5 Intan,the most awesome and popular class in skol[like...duh...}=(bitchy tone)Yeah...so i'm in the same class as kim,lilian,flyn,lis,reen,manda,phoebe,renu,chris and...(drums roll..) our main character for this topic..Charlene Tan Wei Ai!!I'm telling you,these guys are total madness and corruptness! and our dear Charlene could be so "naive" and yet inquisitive...let me play you a few scenes that happenned in our class this week;Scene 1It was a Tuesday school morning(yeah,just like the other boring Tuesday mornings) I can't remember which period was is it,manda,lis,and renu were not in class cuz got some debate thingy... but there was no teacher in class, so we were doing our own stuff...until Charlene asked;p.s. I wasn't really listening to the conversation at first so i think it goes like this...charlene: Ei, how are babies made?reen: eerrmm...like..through sex? Wat kind of question is that Charlene?charlene:I noe,but how?reen: wat you mean how? Ok,(with hand movement) it is the sperm gabung with the ovum then got baby lah...charlene: that one i know..but how? How the sperm meet the ovum?me n someone else(no idea who was it): swim lah...Chris started laughingreen: no,no,no...do backstroke..everyone started laughingCharlene:no...as in,how that thing reach the ovum?lilian: no...you understand or not? when man and woman have sex , then this man will reach this maximum point you know ... its like when the fella release the semen that time...me,phoebe,eunice,and kim exchange looks...how does she know all this stuff?me: ei,lilian,how do you know all this?Damn pro la you...Charlene: then how they have sex?Wan baby must have sex wan meh?Kim: eerrm..charlene...ever heard of test tube baby and sarogate(sori no idea how to spell it) mother?Lilian: no,most couples would want a baby through sex...even if terpaksa kahwin the guy will want also...Charlene: why they wan have sex? wats so nice about it?silence....everyone was like {eerrmm,charlene,how the hell do we know ...}charlene: ok,ok..then how the sperm reach the ovum?reen: no...the fella kan release the semen,inside got sperm kan? then the sperms swim through the uterus to the fallopian tube and meet the ovum la...me: like...Charlene ,that was form three science,reproduction..remember?charlene:Then how to noe got baby or not ?Kim: it takes 1 week to know...reen: one week meh...how?kim: pregnancy test la...Charlene:then if marry de don't wan to have baby then how?reen: use condoms la...or eat those*****(sori , i forgot wat isit called de) pills la...me: or the woman just cut the fallopian tube only la...Kim: if man cut would be better...Charlene:oohh~okme:charlene why you wan to noe about this anyway?Charlene: just curious...so thats scene one. Inoe wat u guys wan to say .ur goung to say why post these type of things right? u think its si memalukan right? Heeaallo~ this is like common knowledge ok?u've already learn it in form 3 . so wat if we talk about it ? as if you guys never wonder before ...ok,the next scene happenned this morning,which is friday.Scene 2it was the last 2 period of addmaths with Pn.Rohana...manda and reen were absent...teacher was teaching intergration then she asked us to try some questions....Then,suddenly;lilian :ei, how do you pronounce I.X.U.S?eunice:eek...sus...phoebe: ya, ya eek...sus...Charlene :[terasa]lilian: You know the mushroom soup thingy...the camp...camp..thing?Phoebe and Eunice: Its camp...belphoebe:but i pronounce it as camp...bell...lilian: But got people pronounce as kim...ball...[looking at charlene]Phoebe and Eunice: who?lilian:Christina laghsCharlene: (defends herself),it wasa childhood pronounciation...wat u want to do lilian? open a pronounciation class is it ?Laughters...Kriiiing....bell rings,time to go home.and thats all from me today.p.s.hope no one fells hurt in this episode...if you do terfeel ...my apologies... but i don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings...just wanted to entertainu guys...k? PEACE!!!!!
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Friday, March 21, 2008 Inquisitive Charlene @ 2:11 AM Introduction:Oh dear.. I have absolutely no idea how to start,but since "sexeah", "evil Flyn" and their master Kim had asked me to do this update,so here goes;I'm from class 5 Intan,the most awesome and popular class in skol[like...duh...}=(bitchy tone)Yeah...so i'm in the same class as kim,lilian,flyn,lis,reen,manda,phoebe,renu,chris and...(drums roll..) our main character for this topic..Charlene Tan Wei Ai!!I'm telling you,these guys are total madness and corruptness! and our dear Charlene could be so "naive" and yet inquisitive...let me play you a few scenes that happenned in our class this week;Scene 1It was a Tuesday school morning(yeah,just like the other boring Tuesday mornings) I can't remember which period was is it,manda,lis,and renu were not in class cuz got some debate thingy... but there was no teacher in class, so we were doing our own stuff...until Charlene asked;p.s. I wasn't really listening to the conversation at first so i think it goes like this...charlene: Ei, how are babies made?reen: eerrmm...like..through sex? Wat kind of question is that Charlene?charlene:I noe,but how?reen: wat you mean how? Ok,(with hand movement) it is the sperm gabung with the ovum then got baby lah...charlene: that one i know..but how? How the sperm meet the ovum?me n someone else(no idea who was it): swim lah...Chris started laughingreen: no,no,no...do backstroke..everyone started laughingCharlene:no...as in,how that thing reach the ovum?lilian: no...you understand or not? when man and woman have sex , then this man will reach this maximum point you know ... its like when the fella release the semen that time...me,phoebe,eunice,and kim exchange looks...how does she know all this stuff?me: ei,lilian,how do you know all this?Damn pro la you...Charlene: then how they have sex?Wan baby must have sex wan meh?Kim: eerrm..charlene...ever heard of test tube baby and sarogate(sori no idea how to spell it) mother?Lilian: no,most couples would want a baby through sex...even if terpaksa kahwin the guy will want also...Charlene: why they wan have sex? wats so nice about it?silence....everyone was like {eerrmm,charlene,how the hell do we know ...}charlene: ok,ok..then how the sperm reach the ovum?reen: no...the fella kan release the semen,inside got sperm kan? then the sperms swim through the uterus to the fallopian tube and meet the ovum la...me: like...Charlene ,that was form three science,reproduction..remember?charlene:Then how to noe got baby or not ?Kim: it takes 1 week to know...reen: one week meh...how?kim: pregnancy test la...Charlene:then if marry de don't wan to have baby then how?reen: use condoms la...or eat those*****(sori , i forgot wat isit called de) pills la...me: or the woman just cut the fallopian tube only la...Kim: if man cut would be better...Charlene:oohh~okme:charlene why you wan to noe about this anyway?Charlene: just curious...so thats scene one. Inoe wat u guys wan to say .ur goung to say why post these type of things right? u think its si memalukan right? Heeaallo~ this is like common knowledge ok?u've already learn it in form 3 . so wat if we talk about it ? as if you guys never wonder before ...ok,the next scene happenned this morning,which is friday.Scene 2it was the last 2 period of addmaths with Pn.Rohana...manda and reen were absent...teacher was teaching intergration then she asked us to try some questions....Then,suddenly;lilian :ei, how do you pronounce I.X.U.S?eunice:eek...sus...phoebe: ya, ya eek...sus...Charlene :[terasa]lilian: You know the mushroom soup thingy...the camp...camp..thing?Phoebe and Eunice: Its camp...belphoebe:but i pronounce it as camp...bell...lilian: But got people pronounce as kim...ball...[looking at charlene]Phoebe and Eunice: who?lilian:Christina laghsCharlene: (defends herself),it wasa childhood pronounciation...wat u want to do lilian? open a pronounciation class is it ?Laughters...Kriiiing....bell rings,time to go home.and thats all from me today.p.s.hope no one fells hurt in this episode...if you do terfeel ...my apologies... but i don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings...just wanted to entertainu guys...k? PEACE!!!!!
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