Ok. This happenned a long time ago...this post is actually special for Lilian cuz that day she ponteng Mumtaz tuition....for those of you who don't know,Mumtaz teach us BM....so that day we were suppose to present the Tun Beraim Bapa...a damn-ass-boring story....but thanks to Lene....its was a very interesting class that day...M: ok...Charlene...mula...[its typical la...she seems to love picking on lene..]
Lene:oh...ok...cerita tu
start kata yang sultan tu nak mandi...yang sultan Ahmad tu...
M:Sultan Ahmad?! sah tak baca.....
Lene:bukan....bukan...saya ada baca....[panicking]...
wat's the fella's name....oh....Tun
Beraim Bapa!
M:Apa peralatan dia guna?
Lene: wat?...selepas dia mandi?
M: bukan...semasa dia mandi...
Lene:[confused]masa mandi?Tuala?Sabun?..oh!...limau dan...dan...bedak![feeling proud]
M:kenapa nak guna limau?[se...sengaja picking on lene...poor thing]
lene:[confused] kenapa guna limau?....{whispering}..
but its not in the text..[but she tried also]
umm...sebab nak
fresh....nak
refresh....
M:ok...betul la tu....pas tu ?
lene:lepas tu...dia naik kuda gila tu...pas tu terbang...
M:buat apa nak naik kuda gila?
Lene:nak terbang...
show kehebatan...
M: kepada siapa?
Lene:{squinting on the board} Pk...Pk...pedekar ke....ke...kela.....
M:kepala?!ish...ish...{trying to help} yang jual ais krim tu....
lene:[act smart]...krim?[mind you our lene is kinda slow]
wat krim?...oh...Keling...
ya. that was the conversation la...although lene tried very hard...but still she got punished...so kesian...haha...so like that la...lene plays a very important part in making the class enjoyable...hmm....too bad la...who ask Mumtaz to always pick on our poor lene....
p.s.in case u don't get the ais krim and the Keling part;u noe when ais krim man comes and he rings the bell.."kling..kling"...so kling = Keling...get it now...so ya..thats about it...wait a minute!...since we are on the topic of lene...an extra something for u guys..when lene speaks....
Lene: hei...i wan the
baksko ayam ...[when its actually bakso...]
or...
Lene:[at secret recipe] erm...can i have the
laksana...[when shes' suppose to pronounce it as ;
la....sag....na...]
ya...thats our lene.....but don't you laugh Lilian.....at least she didn't say ala carte as
ala car...teh...
hehe....ok...so much for today! alah....don't kecik hati la k?